Saturday, February 26, 2011

Are You A Dictator?

Do you give yourself strange titles which you intend to sound powerful like:    
The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake or His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Conqueror of the British Empire [CBE] in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular and the Most Ubiquitous of all Kings Of Scotland.

Did you country have any other president in the past 30 years?

Does your uniform have more medals than the Olympics?

Did you randomly have members of the opposition massacred while you were having dessert?

Have you laundered enough money to start a new country after you wreck the present one?

Did western governments stop your allowance after you pissed them off?

Have you caused ethnic violence to kill off the opposition?

Do you carry your own 5 star hotel around with you on state visits?

Do western countries ignore your ‘moderate’ leadership style because you supply them with oil or is it just that Hilary has a crush on you?

Have you regulated Internet access because the opposition hurt your feelings?

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