Friday, March 12, 2010

Political Islam, Saudi Arabia, and the Five Pillars of Faith.

Declaration: We bear witness that there is no God but capitalism and that Bush is the last prophet.

Prayer:
We pray 5 times daily, facing the Pentagon, the New House of Worship, by Lockheed Martin and Boeing, dedicated to the worship of the one and only God, capitalism.

Charity:
This is incumbent on all, depending on collective guilt, We must provide food with bombs, camps to refugees (survival not guaranteed), irrespective of recipient’s economic beliefs.

Fasting: For one month, from dawn to dusk, to recognise the plight of those less fortunate, we will engage in war with rouge states – no money shall pass the mouths of schools and hospitals.

Hajj: To invoke mercy and forgiveness for our socialist ways, we shall make pilgrimage to the U.S soil, funded by oil money, and observe a ritual of peace, which will henceforth be absolved upon return to native soil.

By: Ayesha Sattar in Voices of Resistance, Edited by Sarah Husain

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Provocative as ever!

Word Veri "calima"

Riverwolf, said...

It's sad because it's true! And the older I get, the more I'm convinced I live in some weird Alice-in-Wonderland society.

The Dude said...

nice.
hilarious but deadly serious and hard to ignore.
very nice.

desert demons said...

I'm off the view that religion cannot be followed in a vaccume, we need to make ourselves politically aware -loved it :)