Declaration: We bear witness that there is no God but capitalism and that Bush is the last prophet.
Prayer: We pray 5 times daily, facing the Pentagon, the New House of Worship, by Lockheed Martin and Boeing, dedicated to the worship of the one and only God, capitalism.
Charity: This is incumbent on all, depending on collective guilt, We must provide food with bombs, camps to refugees (survival not guaranteed), irrespective of recipient’s economic beliefs.
Fasting: For one month, from dawn to dusk, to recognise the plight of those less fortunate, we will engage in war with rouge states – no money shall pass the mouths of schools and hospitals.
Hajj: To invoke mercy and forgiveness for our socialist ways, we shall make pilgrimage to the U.S soil, funded by oil money, and observe a ritual of peace, which will henceforth be absolved upon return to native soil.
By: Ayesha Sattar in Voices of Resistance, Edited by Sarah Husain