Friday, April 17, 2009

HUMPING AROUND - doing it dolly style!

A particularly good hump day can see you through the rest of the week and by Doomsday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating yet another hump day. Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more pervy meaning! That being said, true to form, hump day has lived up to its reputation albeit not its intended reference but the more risque version... well almost anyway!

The emiratis have taken hump day to another level and perhaps added a new hump to the tale: Last wednesday, injaz, the one-humped cloned camel was born of a surrogate mother who carried for 378 days! And you humans complain about nine months! Shame on you humpers!!! Injaz means achievement and what an achievement it is to clone one that will win in the races, provide the ever-in-demand camel milk (cos apparently it has viagra-like effects) and of course, meat when cooked to perfection also tastes as yummy shwarma-style (how injaz's other whole ended up!)

In the folk rhyme, "Wednesday's child is full of woe" .. wonder if injaz will be woeful?

Somehow these humpy mammals seem to cause quite a stir every now and again.... last year a particularly horny, humpy, camel decided to get his groove on with his Australian owner and ummm humped her to death!

Gives new meaning to the Arab proverb: "death rides a fast camel"!

So what do all of you get up to on hump day???? You've all been tagged!





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my!

Now that would be telling :-o & one should NEVER :-x n tell... *GRiNZ*

Azra said...

We ride horses instead LMAO! :D Kidding, kidding...

Riverwolf, said...

Good ol' hump day (which, as I write, will be tomorrow)--somehow I just muddle through, usually. And now that you've shared the camel story, i don't think I'll ever see it quite the same way!